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Hash House Harriers Hare Guide


Having hashed with 2MH3 long enough to have 5 hashes under your belt, you have undoubtedly dashed home and frantically turned to this section for instruction on how you, too, can join that elite group of hashers known as Mount Hares. Well, we're glad you asked, because we're from Mismanagement and we're here to help. Hashing has no rules, but haring does. If you decide to hare a run, you are taking on the responsibility for the group's fun as a whole. If you follow most of the guidance contained here, you should be able to hare a successful run. Of course, if it doesn't turn out that way, the authors of this guidance will disavow ever having provided you the slightest encouragement.

Not to put any undue pressure on you up front, but you should understand that hashers judge each other by their ability to lay good trail probably more than any other characteristic. There is general, abiding respect for hashers who make the effort to hare regularly; about the only thing you can do worse than lay a shitty trail is to not even make the effort. Take it from us, haring is fun and it's at the heart of what hashing is all about. However, don't be misled, it's not as easy as it looks and involves a good bit of work. But since most hashers only set about two trails a year, it's worth putting some time and effort into it. Hares are expected to sign in but not pay their $5 for the run. 

Haring a good trail is simple. Just make sure you have covered your bases in each of these areas: Trail, Beer, Safety, and, most importantly, Fun.


Find a co-hare. Before you even search for a trail, find another hasher or two to help you hare. If you are a first-time hare, it is imperative that you find an experienced hare to co-hare with. They can advise you on trail layout and hash logistics. Don't be afraid to ask someone to hare with you who you don't know well. You can make friends quickly through haring together. A total of three hares is probably the most that you want.

Select a trail. Often, it is easiest to find an ending site (Piss Stop) first, then the parking for the start, and connect the two. The Piss Stop should be a relatively secluded place where the hash can drink unmolested by property owners, police, and other non-hashers. If you don't know it already, it is unlawful to drink alcoholic beverages in some public places. Your GM should (may) be well versed where the consumption of alcohol is legal and (more importantly) illegal. Keep in mind that expected weather is rarely (sometimes) (often) what you find on your hare day. Be prepared for the worst, and always have a backup plan. Especially during cold/rainy seasons, indoor or covered Piss Stops are particularly prized. At any time of season, shelter is appreciated!

The trail itself should be devious and challenging, but not life-threatening and absolutely not on private property unless permission has been obtained. Land owners will (and have) called the police. Try to find interesting things to run on/through/in like sewers, bush, hills, swamps, creeks, ravines, business parks, public places, etc.         

The trail should take 60 minutes when you run it straight through, or about 6-8 kms in length. The length of the trail is often dependent upon the weather and grade of hills etc. 

Walkers. 2MH3 is blessed with the presence of a walking crowd most every week. So whatever you do, don't piss them off. The walkers' trail should be about 1/2 of the distance of the runners' trail. The best walkers' trails are those which merely short cut various parts of the runners' trail. For the walkers, there are several options: you can mark the walkers' short cuts on the runners' trail; or, if you are afraid that the pack will short cut the runners' trail, you can give the walkers a map of the trail with their short cuts noted or specific instructions on what to do where; or you can set a separate walkers' trail.

D-erections. Ideally four weeks prior to the hash date, you need to provide the start location and simple, clear directions with other information (see Promotion section below) - so that even people with half-a-brain can follow them. This must be written in the Hash Book - first in first served so that they can be included in announcements and on the web page. A tip: unless you are extremely sure about the accuracy of the directions you provide, go out and drive them to make sure. Your hash won't be any fun if no one can finish it because they couldn't find the start!

Marking the trail. On the day of the run, have enough flour & chalk or shreeded paper or other trail to handle your trail markings, more if much of the trail is through rough ground. Do not use permant markers like spray paint - you are on your own if you end up in court.

Mark the trail deviously, but don't make it Mission Impossible. Nothing angers a pack more than encountering an unsolvable check. Plan your checks well. True trail should pick up somewhere within about 50 metres of a check. Vary the location of your marks: alternating sides of the street, on trees, on fence posts, etc. Marks should be about every 30 metres - closer in tall grass or nasty shiggy. Don't change direction unless you use an arrow or a check, or, at a minimum, three quick successive marks of flour. If it's pouring rain when you set trail, make sure you put down tons of marks in areas where they are less likely to get washed away - like the trunks of trees. Also, FYI, flour endures rain OK, chalk evaporates in seconds.


“ON ON” - Hash Start

“C” - Check - check for trail

“H” - Halt - halt for runners or walkers to catch up

“FT” - False trail - back to the last check to find correct trail, this should be no more than 150 metres fron last check.

OB” - On back - back to the last check

“PS” - Piss stop - the only reason we hash - free piss.

BEER. Ensure there is enough beer/mixed concoction/soda/water to cover the Piss Stop. A general guide for the Piss Stop is to carter for 35 people. Ask the GM if the hash is averaging more or less than these amounts and plan accordingly as winter months can be slower than summer or can be busier if the Hash is humming

OTHER STUFF. You or your co-hare(s) should/must attend the hash one week prior to your event. 

PROPERTY. Keep in mind that someone (you or your co-hare) will have to stay with the hash bags, or you need to find a safe place after the pack leaves. We don't want a bunch of hash bags sitting out in the open unguarded for anyone to just help themselves. Remember Hashers who do completely lose trail will make their way back to the run start, and need access to their belongings, particularly if the weather is inclement.


This paragraph contains absolutely no bullshit...so listen up. Hares are responsible for reasonable safety considerations on trail. The most dangerous hashing areas are major roadways and railroad tracks. If you have to cross a big road, do it at a street light/crosswalk and mark it clearly. Keep off of live railroad tracks unless there is a large enough shoulder on the side to safely accommodate large groups of hashers in the event a train comes by. Do not have the pack blindingly running around main roads trying to solve some stupid check. You also need to carefully check the trail beforehand to make certain that creeks haven't risen over their banks, no areas are washed out, etc. for barbed wire-type hazards in the woods, and for debris or jagged metal in creekbeds or storm sewers. Splitting some wanker's head open on a piece of angle iron protruding from the roof of a dark tunnel would put a damper on your hash, to say the least.

2MH3 goes rain or shine every week. In the event rain is going to be a problem contact the GM as 2MH3 own a tent suitable for a run. If you're haring in the summer, ensure there is water at a minimum of one stop and of course the On-In.

The hares are responsible for ensuring that all starters get in safely. The hares shall conduct a sweep up following the Piss Stop if any starters are unaccounted for (particularly if the pack has informed them of a grievous error in trail-laying protocol). It is not Mismanagement's job to defend hares against angry, cold, wet, late hashers.


So as not to confuse the masses any more than necessary with announcements from multiple sources, provide the Fine Master or Trailer Master with the following information (if applicable):
Theme if any
Start Location
Any other info

Mismanagement will be responsible for announcing your run with Hash announcements, circle announcements, the Up-Cumming runs section in the Trash page, and the Runs page on the website. Please do not flood Mismanagement with updates on how great your run will be.


Keep in mind that haring should be fun! Haring is to hashing what hashing is to real life. Use your imagination, ingenuity, and sense of humor to create a fun experience for everyone. By the time you start out laying the trail, you won't be able to stand the excitement!!! This excitement is commonly referred to as a Hare High.

Once everyone has been accounted for and you've watered the pack, and done your down-down, congratulations! You can relax and bask in your successfully completed run.